Yep. it's official. Ben Tran aka Cuben has let me acquire Greenyworld Studios. WOOHOO!

Read my DFW post for more info

https://dreamfiction.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000000714

PG-15 for NSFW jokes, profanity

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The AW!Dream Logos Wiki

The Past

This past month has been more than frustrating to me. There was a falling out with two people, who have been dear and close (or so I thought), I have yet to finish up all my work (yes, Finland is not as loose on the homework as you might think), and nobody was willing to co-operate, not in real life, and not here. So I had to put my foot down. I wrote a little rant, and as of result, it garnered a bit of controversy due to a little thing I like to call the "no pulled punches" attitude. Few were spared.

And also, EsaïeGregoryPrickett, one of our admins, had its admin powers suspended temporarily, until today, May 1st. I wish for him not to act so quick under pressure from drama like what happened with Luciano and Timebomb anymore, but rather consult me, Blue, Ben or Eloc in the future before any serious course of action. Speaking of admins...

Not a lot have entered Discord as I hoped would happen within half a month. Yes, literally half a month. I hoped to start a closer working relationship between the admin teams, but seems like everyone was too lazy to do so, when all you literally had to do was be active in a chat group. These admins in question are @Eloc08, @ITVdude2000 and to a certain extent, @JedidiahCudby (yes, I see you leave literally a second after you enter, either you never come, or you at least talk once, can't be that hard. you did that three or more times actually, some during this month, and it's starting to tick me off.)

Needless to say, I may have acted a bit too hostile, but I have my reasons. I can't keep on being the babysitter of the wikis. Other bureaucrats had to take the wheel as well, and thankfully Blue did. @AmazingTLM on the other hand, despite having to stay in their home, like the rest of us.... Nothing.

Besides, people like Sammy whateverburger and Besso Darwich keep spamming random stuff in the comments and vandalizing, like who even cares. These people are basically saying "F U" to my face. And to add insult to injury, these, along with people who spam "this is good" and "okay" and nothing else, prove to me that these updates do not need interactivity. It's all for nothing. So I will give y'all a final chance to prove me wrong.

But enough about my rantings, I have said enough anyway. I've been holding back writing this post for hours, because I still had that rage within me. But I need to do what I must.

The Present

The present sucks, it's May 1st and yet it feels like another January. This is what being stuck inside of a house for seven or eight weeks does to you. I do have a doctor's appointment on May 5th, so then I may be gone for a bit longer.

I am ready to abandon everything. CPN Holdings, the admin teams, this wiki, the whole family, the whole wiki alliance, everything. It doesn't need me, right? Nobody needs my contributions anymore. I'm better off at Ideas Wiki anyway.

:)

I have, in fact, prepared a list of CPN Holdings team members, that will be promoted to customer, but in the meantime, no mass demotion this time, unless I don't get good explanations from Eloc, ITV and Jedidiah. (That's why I linked y'all here, after all.)

My college opens up again on May 13th, which means I will finally get back to feeling like I have some privacy and peace. Until then, expect the Disappointed Mom Ootwar to stick around.

(Speaking of, I go by they/them, not she/her, not he/him, if you use any other pronouns, it's called misgendering and that is, in fact, cringe. While I am more feminine and use feminine terms like "mom" along with gender-neutral terms, I do not appreciate being referred to by other pronouns. While you start respecting my pronouns, please respect others too, unless their pronouns are something related to attack helicopters, in which case they are clearly trolling.)

Anyways, what does the future hold? Let's find out.

The Future

@MJAbiera will pick up the Montages project soon, whenever he responds to me. But until then, the last things left are making new rules and... wait for it...

Project Synergy! The last true step to the new age of the DLFW.

Read more here!

Project SynergyDream Fiction Wiki

Featured:

Congratulations to @Wazzupguys for winning this month's Featured User award. And congratulations to this article for winning this month's Featured Article award: https://dreamfiction.fandom.com/wiki/Crootch_language

This time in the polls, we have a duel! @Mattigen Mase VS @CapitalCitiesABC

(For an unknown reason, PeanutBrittle disappeared from the face of Fandom?)

https://dreamlogos.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000000002 (That's a lot of zeroes)

And in the Featured Article polls, we have four remaining pages!

https://dreamlogos.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000000001

Pop Culture

Pop Culture of May 2020 has been cancelled due to COVID-19. Thank you for your co-operation.

Now Hiring:

STRAW CONTRIBUTORS - Luckily we have one volunteer in this role, @CapitalCitiesABC, but we would appreciate it if we had two more in the role.

There are a lot of under 13 year olds interested in contributing to the wiki legitimately, but to comply with the Wikia terms of services, we can not allow them to contribute. However, their contributions and ideas may be interesting and need to be on the wiki immediately. Which is where "straw contributors" come in (like straw purchasing, that thing where you buy something for someone who isn't eligible yet). Their ideas will be in the wiki AND we will be safe and sound.

*Job requirements* include great communication skills and patience with underaged people (you gotta work well with the kids), and understanding of what exactly they want.

SOCIAL MEDIA & PR

The main mission of Social Media & PR is to run social media profiles for the Dream Logos, Fiction and Incubator Wikis as well as their affiliated wikis. The winners for monthly Featured polls will be featured through these accounts as well, and also as filler, there will be reports from affiliated wikis. The purpose is to promote the wikis as a safe and open environment for everything fictional. For this, you have to communicate with the Affiliate Relations people as well as me.

*Job requirements* include having Facebook and/or Twitter profiles, being able to come up with what to post (please keep it appropriate) and also keeping up with everything going on in the wikis.

INTELLIGENCE

There is no easy way of saying this one, but I'll try my best anyway. It's basically a research group. We will conduct research on wikis, Discord servers, how they operate, and other things (for improvement of relations and operations, a.k.a. I wanna make us look like we care), as well as dabble into technology stuff and merchandising, as well as other expansion opportunities.

Something to think about:

• Should I even be here anymore? Am I really not needed?

• Why doesn't anyone listen to me?

• What are your plans for the summer?

And before you vandals, sock-puppeteers and Brad Jr's of the world answer "no" to the first question, because you got salty for being banned for breaking basic rules, please think about your life choices and about the possibility of having a sense of empathy and actual logic.

LINKS HERE:

Here's our Discord server by the way, in case you want to redeem yourself! https://discord.gg/SGCteKq

Our unban system:

https://forms.gle/wkXNj28QyRtHLYNg7

Our affiliates:

https://dreamfiction.fandom.com/wiki/Dream_Fiction_Wiki:Affiliates

https://dreamlogos.fandom.com/wiki/Dream_Logos_Wiki:Affiliates

Until next time, may you love with ease, be happy, be free from danger, and be healthy! Ootwar out!

(Don't let me down.)