Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-4939489-20180717223129/@comment-32049085-20180719214432

I abridged his imitation of CoolGamer.

Listen up Kaylor, this is(n't) Driller from the adminstrator team, we are proud to announce the move of Toys R Us to Strickland Propane this mid-June, and as a result of converting all Toys R Us stores to Treehouse Jones Playtowns nationwide in light of its going out of business sale, all the toys and the kid-related items will dumped in the garbage this mid-June, and we added a new Toys R (Not) Us playroom, and also, we're launching a newly revised Geoffery the Giraffe which will be similar to drawings of him by Creepypasta artists and joining Geoffrey will be six new puppet frienemies coming over to play Wii games, sing heavy metal songs, draw inflation art, read troll fics, and do the Mario, the six puppet friends will be Baby Sheegwa, Dennis Anderson, Gigantic-as-H**l Tiger, Augustus, Storysmuggler Juanita, and Kooky.

Also Kaylor, with The Foolish Magistrate entering the American market, we will converting all the Toys R Us stores to public parking lots after the going out of business sales finishes, it's gonna be your new place for games, songs, stories, and fun with current and classic Treehouse TV characters (such as Thomas, Thomas, Thomas, Thomas, Duck, Thomas, and many others) featuring just two TV's (with one TV being a simulcast of the Videodrome channel and the other TV being a customized classic Monster Jam channel including classic Dennis Anderson interviews), and it will retain the former Toys R Us mascot Geoffery the Giraffe (its 2001 design but with Sagwa kissing Fu-Fu replacing the Toys R Us logo) which will be known as the main character of Game of Thrones Babies.

So be on the lookout this mid-June for the grand move of Toys R Us to Strickland Propane, and the grand opening of Treehouse Playmobil, so keep checking back thru mid-June for no further updates, if you have any questions, forget it, so until then, this is Driller telling you to screw off.